Dumela bomma le borra!

I have finally arrived and damn it feels good to be back. The weather is warmer than I remember and so are the people. The trip was very long, butI met some wonderful people along the way. The highlight was befriending Zuluboy, a South African hip hop artist, at the Amsterdam airport. He seemed to take a liking to me and visited me a few times throughout the twelve hour flight (though I was asleep for most of it). I had forgotten how suave South African men are, and I found myself almost agreeing to hanging out with him in Johannesburg. But, alas, I came to my senses and we parted ways. As I was leaving, he gave me with a CD of his music and offered me a condom, which I politely turned down.
Upon arriving at the hotel in Johannesburg, I was greeted by a little Daschund (who I later learned is capable of jumping 6 foot fences and climbing ivy like a monkey...). Despite having slept most of the plane ride, I slept through the night and woke up to the sound of planes overhead and beginnings of a rainstorm.
.... more later, someone else needs the computer!